Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
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In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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