margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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