My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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