The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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