he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
vagina is talking i cant
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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