oh god the rape fog is back!
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Randomize
