Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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