If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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