is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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