i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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