Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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