Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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