Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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