um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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