They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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