What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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