so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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