Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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