are you still at the devil's house?
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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