Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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