Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
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She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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