so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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