She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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