My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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