Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Randomize
