Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
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The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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