then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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