Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Randomize