the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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