also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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