quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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