you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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