she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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