"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Did you just see the Batmobile???
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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