What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Who wears a wallet chain?!
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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