so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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