Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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