Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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