Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
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I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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