Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
nutella sex= disaster
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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