I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
