Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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