Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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