if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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