Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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