No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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