My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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