How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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