If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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