I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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