I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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