And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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