At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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