Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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